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寒山寺上一棵竹，不能做称有人用，此言非虚能兑现，只要有情雨下显，天鹅一出鸟不见。

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两难全，二尤泪流；梅依旧，移木有心。不羁去，挥鞭策马；友朋离，乃共婵娟

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Who will be your real friend， a poor friend or a rich one？

Who will be your real friend, a poor friend or a rich one?

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What band can't play music?

What does the man who just had his face shaved resemble?

Why do lions eat raw meat ?

Why did the farmer take his chicken to task?

Which state in the United States is round at both ends and high in the middle？

Mr.wang is a student,but why he cannot live in house?

Do audience ever steal anything?

With which hand do you write ?

Which letter is around an island?

Why do people go to bed?

When is a secret like a dress?

What comes before six?

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working?

How many legs do horses have?

What’s the best way to prevent infection caused by biting insects？

What will the farmer grow in his garden if he doesn't mind working hard?

What color is the wind?

Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigera

What can't be used until it's broken?

How did the hangman get married?

What clothing is always sad?

Tell me what a dozen rubber trees with thirty boughs on each might be?

What letter do most people fear most？

Do you think audience ever steal anything?

Why is the inside of everything so mysterious?

Which letter is a drink?

How does the sun affect weight？