Sooner or later

  A thief with a long record was brought before the judge.

Sooner or later

  Judge: Have you ever stolen things?

  Thief: Oh, now and then.

  Judge: And where have you stolen these things?

  Thief: Oh, here and there.

  Judge: Right. Lock him up, officer.

  Thief: Hey, when do I get out jail?

  Judge: Oh, sooner or later.

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